25 Random Things About Me

This post has been doing the rounds of Facebook for a while now and finally I got tagged in it. The 'game' involves writing 25 random things about yourself and then posting it on Facebook. It gets interesting when you tag 25 other people on your list and they in turn write 25 random things about themselves and so on and so forth. So without further ado here it is; "25 Random Things About Me".

1. I am left handed. That's right. That is the source of my unbelievable intelligence.

2. I love women. OK maybe that's a slight understatement. Can't blame me for making up for all the years I lost out on, can you? Which brings me to...

3. I'm a Venusian Artist who's transitioned to a more natural form of 'Game' suited to my own personality. Don't ask me what it is. That's what Google is for, idiot.

4. You got that right. I am arrogant and conceited. Can't help it if I'm superior to the rest of you dumbasses.

5. I love to write but don't think I'd ever do it professionally even though I've been invited to. I just don't see myself writing stuff I'm not passionate about. I'm passionate about voicing my opinions against dumbfucks. Don't think they'd want to print some of that stuff in a newspaper.

6. I have a list of things that I want to accomplish in this life. I have yet to get started on it.

7. Yes, I am a rabid procrastinator.

8. My greatest fear is to die an unknown, not having left a mark on this planet's history.

9. As a child I always wanted to be a detective growing up. That's the influence of the novels I used to read, spy thrillers mainly.

10. As a Teenager I wanted to be a Theoretical Astrophysicist and my idol was Stephen Hawking. I was a super nerd alright.

11. My idol now and forever will be Mystery a.k.a Erik Von Markovic who changed not just my life but the lives of countless frustrated men the world over.

12. I'm almost 23. And completely clueless with what I want to do with my life. I'm not sure if that's such a bad thing either..

13. I like to sing. Which doesn't mean I sing WELL by default.

14. I love spicy food. I think I could make a meal of raw chillies if I was hungry enough. Although that would really make my asshole burn. Strange, but speaking of burning assholes reminded me of my ex. Hmm.

15. I'm a philosopher at heart. My greatest inspiration would be Friedrich Nietzsche.

16. At varying points in my life I've been a devout Catholic, an Atheist, an Agnostic and finally believe in a 'force' that is part of us and the universe and binds everything together. Oh, this isn't some religious mumbo-jumbo by the way. Read Bell's Theorem for more on Quantum Connectedness. Yeah, I can see you playing tic-tac-toe in your head.

17. I'd love to live in Mumbai forever. There's something about this place that stays in your blood and gives you a perpetual high.

18. I have a natural instinct to gamble and take risks. Calculated ones. After all I do value human life and above all my own human life is very sacred to me. Yes, I Love ME. Deal with it.

19. I need my cuppa tea in the morning to get started. I can get pretty irritable if I don't get my morning chai. Trust me, you don't wanna fuck with me before I get my morning chai.

20. I could pretty much live on Beer if there was a food famine. My genetics makes it almost impossible for me to get a Beer Belly. Envy me losers! hah!

21. I broke my nose while boxing in School hence the slight curve of my nose towards the left.

22. I had a bike that I fondly referred to as 'My Baby'. She's rusted and worn out now and won't be good for even the scrap metal dealers. Story of my life..

23. I now have a broken leg and no social life. I think being AWAY from society may have been my greatest contribution to it till date. I'm not proud of it okay.

24. I have a tattoo on the left side of my chest of a heart with a dagger going through it with the inscription on a flag that reads, "Soldier Of Fortune". That means a person who seeks adventure for it's own sake. Suck my balls, all ye who scoff.

25. When it comes to dancing I have two left feet. Now you know.