The New Old Me

It's been a while since I put something up here. It's coz I got nothing. Nada. Zip. My brains drawing a blank. Nothing has happened to me in the last 2 months. Not since the accident that broke my leg and led to my forced incarceration at home. I don't think I mentioned the accident here. Just a lousy thigh bone fracture. They needed to shove a rod in the leg to hold the bone in place. Which means I now walk with crutches. It's temporary girls. I'l be back to what I do best in no time. But for now I sit here on the computer and while my hours playing mindless games on Facebook. The damn site has become a boon for me. Who would've figured that.

My 2 month hiatus from society has led me to contemplate on certain issues and aspects of my life. Not that it has got me anywhere. I have become more laid-back and unconcerned about things than I've ever been. That is slightly alarming since I wasn't gung-ho to start with. But everything in it's own time. I am also a Commerce Graduate now and anybody familiar with my relationship with formal education would disbelieve the fact that I actually STUDIED. Rest assured my friends, I didn't. If you can't beat the system then you join it, and then beat it. That's all I'm going to say on that topic. Mainly to avoid prosecution.

I don't know what has happened to the ex girlfriend by now but I'm sure she's got a special corner of Hell to roast in and wish she'd hurry up and get there. (Yes dear reader you were impatient to know when I was going to begin my rants weren't you?). The only good that came of that breakup was that I was able to help other guys get through their breakups with minimum pain. Those women have hot spots in Hell too.

I've been learning Portuguese on account of Brazilian women who add me on orkut and are pretty insistent on chatting. They have the view that sex in India is slower and more passionate because we have the 'KamaSutra'. I don't like to burst their bubble and enlighten them with the sordid facts. Oh, I've been learning the KamaSutra too.

It's going to be 2 more months before I walk on my legs without the help of crutches. I'm not sure yet but I think I've found a great cause to be a part of, to give back what I have taken and to better lives in the bargain. I'd probably stop posting on this blog from April onwards and start a new one to reflect the new life that I will begin to lead.

An entirely new story would begin then and the people who call themselves my fans would be more than glad for me to take that step. After all, it's time India had it's very own PUA. *wink wink*