132 Stupid (Some Not So Stupid) Things

Another one of those Facebook posts that I found interesting and thought I'd put it up here. This is a bunch of stupid and not so stupid things that one can do and you have to put an 'X' next to the ones you've done and leave blank the one's you haven't. I've done 94 out of these 132 Stupid Things...

Level 1:
(X) Smoked A Cigarette
(X) Smoked A Cigar
( ) Kissed A Member Of The Same Sex
(X) Drank Alcohol

SO FAR: 3

Level 2
(X) Are / Been In Love
(X) Been Dumped
(X) Shoplifted
(X) Been Fired
(X) Been In A Fist Fight

SO FAR: 8

Level 4
(X) Had A Crush On An Older Person
(X) Skipped School
(X) Slept With A Co-worker
(X) Seen Someone / Something Die

SO FAR: 12

Level 5
(X) Had / Have A Crush On One Of Your Facebook Friends
( ) Been To Paris
( ) Been To Spain
( ) Been On A Plane
(X) Thrown Up From Drinking

SO FAR: 14

Level 6
( ) Eaten Sushi
( ) Been Snowboarding
(X) Met Someone BECAUSE Of Facebook
(X) Been in a Mosh Pit

SO FAR:16

Level 7
(X) Been In An Abusive Relationship
(X) Taken Pain Killers
(X) Love/loved Someone Who You Cant Have
(X) Laid On Your Back And Watched Cloud Shapes Go By
( ) Made A Snow Angel

SO FAR: 20

Level 8
() Had A Tea Party
(X) Flown A Kite
(X) Built A Sand Castle
(X) Gone mudding (offroading)
(X) Played Dress Up

SO FAR: 24

Level 9
(X) Jumped Into A Pile Of Leaves
( ) Gone Sledging
(X) Cheated While Playing A Game
(X) Been Lonely
(X) Fallen Asleep At Work / School

SO FAR: 28

Level 10
(X) Watched The Sun Set
(X) Felt An Earthquake
( ) Killed A Snake

SO FAR: 30

Level 11
(X) Been Tickled
(X) Been Robbed / Vandalized
(X) Been cheated on
(X) Been Misunderstood

SO FAR: 34

Level 12

( ) Won A Contest
(X) Been Suspended From School
(X) Had Detention
(X) Been In A Car / Motorcycle Accident

SO FAR: 37

Level 13
( ) Had / Have Braces
( ) Eaten a whole pint of ice cream in one night
(X) Danced in the moonlight

SO FAR: 38

Level 14

(X) Hated The Way You Look
(X) Witnessed A Crime
( ) Pole Danced
(X) Questioned Your Heart
( ) Been obsessed with post-it-notes

SO FAR: 41

Level 15
(X) Squished Barefoot Through The Mud
(X) Been Lost
( ) Been To The Opposite Side Of The World
(X) Swam In The Ocean
(X) Felt Like You Were Dying

SO FAR: 45

Level 16
(X) Cried Yourself To Sleep
(X) Played Cops And Robbers
( ) Recently Colored With Crayons / Colored Pencils / Markers
(X) Sang Karaoke
(X) Paid For A Meal With Only Coins

SO FAR: 49

Level 17
(X) Done Something You Told Yourself You Wouldn't
(X) Made Prank Phone Calls
(X) Laughed Until Some Kind Of Beverage Came Out Of Your Nose
( ) Kissed In The Rain

SO FAR: 52

Level 18
( )Written A Letter To Santa Claus
(X) Watched The Sun Set/ sun rise With Someone You Care/Cared About
(X) Blown Bubbles
(X) Made A Bonfire On The Beach or anywhere

SO FAR: 55

Level 19
(X) Crashed A Party
( ) Have Travelled More Than 5 Days With A Car Full Of People
( ) Gone Rollerskating / Blading
(X) Had A Wish Come True
( ) Been Humped By A Monkey

SO FAR: 57

Level 20
( ) Worn Pearls
(X) Jumped Off A Bridge: off a wall of a bridge
(X) Screamed "Penis" or "Vagina"
( ) Swam With Dolphins.

SO FAR: 59

Level 22
(X) Got Your Tongue Stuck To A Pole/Freezer/ice Cube
( ) Kissed A Fish
(X) Worn The Opposite Sex's Clothes
(X) Sat On A Roof Top

SO FAR: 62

Level 23
(X) Screamed At The Top Of Your Lungs
( ) Done / ATTEMPTED A One-Handed Cartwheel
(X) Talked On The Phone For More Than 4 Hours
(X) Recently stayed Up for a while talking to someone you care about

SO FAR:65

Level 24
( ) Picked And Ate An Apple Right Off The Tree
(X) Climbed A Tree
( ) Had/Been In A Tree House
(X) Been scared To Watch Scary Movies Alone

SO FAR: 67

Level 25
(X) Believed In Ghosts
( ) Have had More Then 30 Pairs Of Shoes
( ) Gone Streaking
( ) Visited Jail

SO FAR: 68

Level 26
(X) Played Chicken
(X) Been Pushed into a pool with all your clothes on
(X) Been Told You're Hot By A Complete Stranger
(X) Broken A Bone
(X) Been Easily Amused

SO FAR: 73

Level 27
( ) Caught A Fish Then Ate It Later
( ) Made A Porn Video/got asked to make one
(X) Caught A Butterfly
(X) Laughed So Hard You Cried
(X) Cried So Hard You Laughed

SO FAR:76

Level 28
(X) Mooned/Flashed Someone
(X) Had Someone Moon/Flash You
(X) Cheated On A Test
(X) Forgotten Someone's Name
( ) French Braided Someones Hair
(X) Gone Skinny Dipping
(X) Been Kicked Out Of Your House
(X) Tried to hurt yourself

SO FAR: 83

Level 29
(X) Rode A Roller Coaster
( ) Went Scuba-Diving/Snorkeling
(X) Had A Cavity
(X) Black-Mailed Someone
(X) Been Black Mailed

SO FAR:87

Level 31
(X) Been Used
(X) Fell Going Up The Stairs
( ) Licked A Cat
(X) Bitten Someone
(X) Licked Someone

SO FAR: 91

Level 32
( ) Been shot at/or at gunpoint (does bee bee gun count lol)
( ) Had sex in the rain
(X) Flattened someones tires
(X) Rode your bike/Driven your car until the fuel light came on
(X) Got five pounds or less worth of fuel

TOTAL: 94

Not bad overall I think....

25 Random Things About Me

This post has been doing the rounds of Facebook for a while now and finally I got tagged in it. The 'game' involves writing 25 random things about yourself and then posting it on Facebook. It gets interesting when you tag 25 other people on your list and they in turn write 25 random things about themselves and so on and so forth. So without further ado here it is; "25 Random Things About Me".

1. I am left handed. That's right. That is the source of my unbelievable intelligence.

2. I love women. OK maybe that's a slight understatement. Can't blame me for making up for all the years I lost out on, can you? Which brings me to...

3. I'm a Venusian Artist who's transitioned to a more natural form of 'Game' suited to my own personality. Don't ask me what it is. That's what Google is for, idiot.

4. You got that right. I am arrogant and conceited. Can't help it if I'm superior to the rest of you dumbasses.

5. I love to write but don't think I'd ever do it professionally even though I've been invited to. I just don't see myself writing stuff I'm not passionate about. I'm passionate about voicing my opinions against dumbfucks. Don't think they'd want to print some of that stuff in a newspaper.

6. I have a list of things that I want to accomplish in this life. I have yet to get started on it.

7. Yes, I am a rabid procrastinator.

8. My greatest fear is to die an unknown, not having left a mark on this planet's history.

9. As a child I always wanted to be a detective growing up. That's the influence of the novels I used to read, spy thrillers mainly.

10. As a Teenager I wanted to be a Theoretical Astrophysicist and my idol was Stephen Hawking. I was a super nerd alright.

11. My idol now and forever will be Mystery a.k.a Erik Von Markovic who changed not just my life but the lives of countless frustrated men the world over.

12. I'm almost 23. And completely clueless with what I want to do with my life. I'm not sure if that's such a bad thing either..

13. I like to sing. Which doesn't mean I sing WELL by default.

14. I love spicy food. I think I could make a meal of raw chillies if I was hungry enough. Although that would really make my asshole burn. Strange, but speaking of burning assholes reminded me of my ex. Hmm.

15. I'm a philosopher at heart. My greatest inspiration would be Friedrich Nietzsche.

16. At varying points in my life I've been a devout Catholic, an Atheist, an Agnostic and finally believe in a 'force' that is part of us and the universe and binds everything together. Oh, this isn't some religious mumbo-jumbo by the way. Read Bell's Theorem for more on Quantum Connectedness. Yeah, I can see you playing tic-tac-toe in your head.

17. I'd love to live in Mumbai forever. There's something about this place that stays in your blood and gives you a perpetual high.

18. I have a natural instinct to gamble and take risks. Calculated ones. After all I do value human life and above all my own human life is very sacred to me. Yes, I Love ME. Deal with it.

19. I need my cuppa tea in the morning to get started. I can get pretty irritable if I don't get my morning chai. Trust me, you don't wanna fuck with me before I get my morning chai.

20. I could pretty much live on Beer if there was a food famine. My genetics makes it almost impossible for me to get a Beer Belly. Envy me losers! hah!

21. I broke my nose while boxing in School hence the slight curve of my nose towards the left.

22. I had a bike that I fondly referred to as 'My Baby'. She's rusted and worn out now and won't be good for even the scrap metal dealers. Story of my life..

23. I now have a broken leg and no social life. I think being AWAY from society may have been my greatest contribution to it till date. I'm not proud of it okay.

24. I have a tattoo on the left side of my chest of a heart with a dagger going through it with the inscription on a flag that reads, "Soldier Of Fortune". That means a person who seeks adventure for it's own sake. Suck my balls, all ye who scoff.

25. When it comes to dancing I have two left feet. Now you know.

The New Old Me

It's been a while since I put something up here. It's coz I got nothing. Nada. Zip. My brains drawing a blank. Nothing has happened to me in the last 2 months. Not since the accident that broke my leg and led to my forced incarceration at home. I don't think I mentioned the accident here. Just a lousy thigh bone fracture. They needed to shove a rod in the leg to hold the bone in place. Which means I now walk with crutches. It's temporary girls. I'l be back to what I do best in no time. But for now I sit here on the computer and while my hours playing mindless games on Facebook. The damn site has become a boon for me. Who would've figured that.

My 2 month hiatus from society has led me to contemplate on certain issues and aspects of my life. Not that it has got me anywhere. I have become more laid-back and unconcerned about things than I've ever been. That is slightly alarming since I wasn't gung-ho to start with. But everything in it's own time. I am also a Commerce Graduate now and anybody familiar with my relationship with formal education would disbelieve the fact that I actually STUDIED. Rest assured my friends, I didn't. If you can't beat the system then you join it, and then beat it. That's all I'm going to say on that topic. Mainly to avoid prosecution.

I don't know what has happened to the ex girlfriend by now but I'm sure she's got a special corner of Hell to roast in and wish she'd hurry up and get there. (Yes dear reader you were impatient to know when I was going to begin my rants weren't you?). The only good that came of that breakup was that I was able to help other guys get through their breakups with minimum pain. Those women have hot spots in Hell too.

I've been learning Portuguese on account of Brazilian women who add me on orkut and are pretty insistent on chatting. They have the view that sex in India is slower and more passionate because we have the 'KamaSutra'. I don't like to burst their bubble and enlighten them with the sordid facts. Oh, I've been learning the KamaSutra too.

It's going to be 2 more months before I walk on my legs without the help of crutches. I'm not sure yet but I think I've found a great cause to be a part of, to give back what I have taken and to better lives in the bargain. I'd probably stop posting on this blog from April onwards and start a new one to reflect the new life that I will begin to lead.

An entirely new story would begin then and the people who call themselves my fans would be more than glad for me to take that step. After all, it's time India had it's very own PUA. *wink wink*